What do you think of having siblings? For me, I’m neutral. The good-you have company(that is,you can shift the blame to someone else).The bad-you have to be the early bird(from the idiom ‘early bird gets the worm’).
The scenario: I got home and had to gear up on my weapons. My sis was about to conquer my territory. Thankfully,my troops and I arrived on time.Btw, my lieutenant was off somewhere…away from the battle site,enjoying life…
Back to the story-
The enemy declared war by claiming our, ok, my territory.My lieutenant came back and in a civilised manner, talk(explain) things through.Never knew he has brains…or a peaceful nature…
Hmph…no war.Such a disappointment.
The emperor came home. I was eating whilst doing the brain-numbing homework.My lieutenant was…enjoying himself yet again. The enemy-turned-ally was…eating, accompanying the queen.
Ugh…anyway.
My brain and brawns lieutenant carried his ‘gift’ the emperor gave him while I was doing the god-damned homework.
And would you believe it?
I shrieked.
Yes,you read correctly…unfortunately.Never knew a king would be this relaxed, nor the prince-cum-lieutenant be that devious.
His new pet iguana…green…and I lost my appetite…I want to vomit…it was a green life sized…disgusting iguana.Oh woe…where’s the toilet?I seriously need to throw up.
Want to know the reaction of the others?
The witch-cum-queen smirked.The princess-turned-enemy-turned-ally was not paying attention.I hope…The good-but-is-actually-malicious emperor laughed.So did my ‘trusty’ lieutenant.
This is what I get for being hardworking?!
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